Why we wore jeans to the Sisters' Appreciation Dinner

So Kristy and I stopped to get gas in a city called Kings City or...City of Kings as Kristy calls it. My car was incredibly dirty after sitting under a bird filled tree a few weeks ago, so I decided to get a discounted car wash with my gas purchase. We drove around behind the gas station to get the car washed and to my amazement there was a line about 8 cars long to get your car washed. I wasn't about to throw $5.99 down the drain...so we waited.

and waited.

and my car still has bird doo on it. crap! literally.