I thought that for your reading enjoyment I should post a list of the top 5 reasons that I am happier as a single woman:
1. I never have to worry about people taking my heart and throwing it on the ground...because I haven't given it to anyone.
2. I don't care if the boys who come over pay more attention to my roommates than they do to me; because none of them are my boyfriend.
3. The people that I say "I love you" to say it back and mean it.
4. I don't have to watch my boyfriend flirting with other girls.
5. My real friends aren't emotionally abusive; they are loyal and have never sent me to the hospital with stress attacks.
Thank you.