Stephanie: List Day - May 2011 Edition

Yesterday I was gchatting with Uzi and I started to tell her a really horrible (read: sick) joke and I totally screwed it up. And I cannot stop laughing about it. Seriously - still laughing as of this morning. If you want to know the joke, email me.
My coworker just told me that instead of dying her hair as often as she needs to to cover her gray hairs, she colors them with a sharpie. Apparently this lasts for at least 2 washes.
Speaking of dying your hair, I am blonde-blonde again. Love.
Last night when I got my hair done, they charged me $45 to blow dry my hair. Oh, New York.
I am going to Duck Beach tomorrow for a week. I have been squealing in delight for a week straight.
Go here and vote for me again. Polls close tomorrow. Thank you to everyone who has already voted for me. :)
I started taking a running class once a week. There was a girl that I was running with for about 20 minutes when we finally started chatting. She's from the UK. boom.
Uzi and I have been on a roll for a few weeks now - I have a feeling that this weekend at Duck is going to be out of control. If you are going, you have been duly warned.
And now, pictures!
This woman was in my travel group when I was in Galveston Island a few weeks ago and she showed up to do site visits all day looking like this. Please keep in mind that she was at least 60 years old - her legs were hairy and had major age spots. We were all dying all day. Lucky for me, lots of people took photos and then sent them to me.
When I was in Houston I was able to spend the evening with Karen and Victoria and it is always like no time has passed. They are my proof that no one you meet is a coincidence. Seriously - I met them in Italy when I was 21. The second photo is Victoria's daughter Sara. Isn't she gorgeous? She is a junior in high school.
The Brodster at Coney Island.
A pic of me running the Brooklyn Half. This was at mile 13 - I was pumping away to finish that darn race.
My nephews and niece are hilarious - I was skyping with them the other day and they were going crazy, so I took some photographic evidence. Just to be clear, Hannah was showing me that her skirt had surprise shorts underneath.
I went to the ballet the other night to see the American Ballet Theater's rendition of Don Quixote since a few friends from church are in it. Great show - can I go to Spain this summer please? The chandelier at the Met is so gorgeous.
My dad sent me this picture the other night of my niece washing the porch at my Grandma's house. I wish I were there to hang out on the porch for a few hours.
I saw this the other day and sent it to Rachael but I thought it was worthy to put on le blog. Hilarious. The next time someone asks me to do something that I don't want to, I am just going to send them this photo. For reals.