Conversations with Uzi

This is an excerpt from a conversation I had with Kristy a few days ago about how my day went.

I thought about transcribing this more, but with very few edits, here you go.


me: so this morning i worked from home

which means not working and running errands, obviously

so i wake up around 7:30

and decide to go running

not sure how far i went

a few miles

we'll say around 3

i put some laundry in before i left

i get home around 8:30 and take a shower

i had a call at 10

so i get ready

finish the laundry, etc

at 10 i get online

and my boss says that i missed the call - it was at 9

Kristy: shut up!

me: so then i send him a screenshot of my appointment request that said 10am

so that he doesn't think i just missed it

not my fault

anyway

so then i have a chiro appointment at 10:30

so i throw my pink hoodie on and run out the door

meanwhile i text whatshisname to see if he wants to grab lunch at 11:30 before i get on the train 
my chiropractor was running late or something bc i laid there forever before she came in  

so i get out of there around 11:10

whatshisname has now called and texted

i tell him to meet me at chipotle by my house and i will meet him there

btw - i have not yet packed

then i realize that i have to drop something by the office - a gift for my boss since he is running the marathon on sunday here

(oh hells bells!)

so i run by the office and drop my stuff off

then i literally run to the subway

just miss the express

hop on the local

there is a delay

ugh

so i finally get out of the subway and luckily find whatshisname walking the wrong direction from chipotle

my train was at 12:25

at this point it was 11:45

he runs over and is like - forget food - lets just get you on the train

so we go to my apartment and he puts some soup in the microwave

while i am PACKING

hahaha

i have clean laundry all over my bed

so then we start eating soup at 12

he is panicked

i'm like - whatever! i'll make the train!

Kristy: haaaa ha ha haaaa

me: so we leave

he carries my suitcase 

so i hop on the subway

and he goes to get a bus

then i start realizing that i might not make the train

HAHA

i get to penn station, try to print my ticket, and it won't let me

so i get in the customer service line - its like 12:24

there are like 12 people in front of me

so i call the lady who booked my ticket to tell her there's some problem and i'm missing my train

so i finally get up to the window and by then the lady has rebooked my ticket for the 1pm train

and the guy at the window prints it out for me and tells me that my train was actually at 12

of course it was

Kristy: HAAAAA, shut up!!

this is hilarious!

me:here is my text exchange with whatshisname:  me: so. my train was at 12. got confused with my train back to new york. haha. they put me on the 1pm with no problem. oh we could have finished our soup. LOL

whatshisname: haha well you are having a very consistent day at least :)

me: so true.